This sign is hilarious, at least that's what my dog thinks about it.

Looks like this car is already ready to be sold. That's some quick business decision.

That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.

Need a drinking excuse? We got you covered! Blame us for posting this sign.

This post clearly needs more likes and shares. So... you know? Like, share, subscribe and hit that bell notification icon? Please!

Imagine how many times this has happened in the past that it required a special notice.

Peanut will cuddle you to death so beware of her.

Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.

Sorry for the out of order door bell. But rest assured, we will answer if you shout really loud "ding dong"!

Looks like the city finally recognised the multitude of peasants.