Please simply attach some kind of identification on your body while poaching. You know, so we can inform your next of kin... if anything bad were to happen to you.

You better believe that eventually someone would burn that neon for the "S". It was just a matter of time.

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.

My question is how the hell is he going to cut my hair around my ear while I'm on the phone? This is clearly fake!

If you ever wanted to know just how low would these aircraft be flying... it's about this high!

Just keep your mask on your face at all times while being in front of others. Simple instructions.

Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

Let's place a useless sign so that in case some dumbass sits there we won't get sued!