Whatever you do, you're coming here.
Looks like the bastard is still alive so he clearly deceived me.
You are guaranteed to have a 100% genuine fake merchandise. Just come in and give us your genuine money.
Whenever this card came from, I'm printing out one and placing it on my desk from now on.
Make sure you keep all your children on a leash. We don't want any of them running around unattended here.
Those are all pretty obvious requests. Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel a little bad for Tim, but a rule is a rule.
So what am I supposed to get from this sign? This parking space is reserved for ten ants specifically?