What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

The most effective sign that will keep any trespassers away from your own property.

I didn't know there was a sign for not taking your child on a leash and piss.

Just come right up here, open your eyes and let me spray some detergent right there.

You want to walk into me? The last guy didn't do so well.

Watch out for people riding ducks around these parts.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

Under no circumstances are you to place any sings over here.

Come on girls, we really need some real and obvious signs that you are interested. Enough with the subtleties.

Why risk dying when you can just relax and let others work.