Peanut will cuddle you to death so beware of her.

Don't worry, kind Yelp reviewer. You won't get special treatment compared to other customers. And you can take that review and shove it up.

Sorry for the out of order door bell. But rest assured, we will answer if you shout really loud "ding dong"!

Looks like the city finally recognised the multitude of peasants.

We simply cannot make up our minds. We could have a huge sale. Or not. To be decided later.

I agree that there are languages where you read from right to left, but from bottom to the top?

That's actually pretty good advertising. Wondering if they placed the sign already leaning or changed the message afterwards.

Keep your dog full while transiting this area.

Note to self: always keep some snacks nearby in case of unexpected hunger.

For a limited amount of time, you will be able to pay for both your drinks.