Just ask one of the girls from our staff to come and help you place the weights back on their places. And no worries, you won't be ending up on YouTube or anything.

Make sure you keep your opinions on how I should do my job to yourself. Otherwise you might end up having some injuries. And we wouldn't want that, would we?

You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?

Great advertising and straight to the point. Why not buy some candy?

Just be sincere, you are pretty bad at holding your phone in your hand. And that's what you need us for.

Trespassers will be hidden, but we are getting a bit tired of all this.

Please simply attach some kind of identification on your body while poaching. You know, so we can inform your next of kin... if anything bad were to happen to you.

You better believe that eventually someone would burn that neon for the "S". It was just a matter of time.

We simply won't provide any service to brainless, maskless individuals. Or something along these lines.

Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.