You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?
Great advertising and straight to the point. Why not buy some candy?
Trespassers will be hidden, but we are getting a bit tired of all this.
Please simply attach some kind of identification on your body while poaching. You know, so we can inform your next of kin... if anything bad were to happen to you.
Remember everyone, we need to make sure that our hands are fertilized at all times. You simply cannot be wondering around with unfertilized hands.