Those are all pretty obvious requests. Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel a little bad for Tim, but a rule is a rule.

So what am I supposed to get from this sign? This parking space is reserved for ten ants specifically?

This service really sucks. You are kept here and you wait for someone to come and wash your hands, yet nobody does!

Make sure you shit... err... kindly seat yourself when using our bathroom. We wouldn't want various things ending up in random places, would we?

This bipolar thing is so awful since it's awesome.

Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?

This sign is hilarious, at least that's what my dog thinks about it.

Looks like this car is already ready to be sold. That's some quick business decision.

That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.

Need a drinking excuse? We got you covered! Blame us for posting this sign.