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Blind people are trains

Blind people are trains

If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.

Used cows

Used cows

Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.

Attack turtle

Attack turtle

We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.

Slow down

Slow down

On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.

Disco floor

Disco floor

Please be cautious. This is a disco floor and people may start break dancing suddenly.

Push it real good

Push it real good

Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.

Open door with hands

Open door with hands

Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!

Smoking outside

Smoking outside

Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.

Not haunted

Not haunted

Just imagine how many times the owner was questioned about ghosts. He just had to put up this sign.

English, not Bingo

English, not Bingo

Learn to spell. It's not B4, is it?