If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.
Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.
We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.
On second thought, making kids is fun so just step on the gas.
Please be cautious. This is a disco floor and people may start break dancing suddenly.
Now that you have that song playing in your brain, you are in the correct mood for our store.
Please stop kicking this door. Use your hands!
Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.
Just imagine how many times the owner was questioned about ghosts. He just had to put up this sign.
Learn to spell. It's not B4, is it?