Make sure you shit... err... kindly seat yourself when using our bathroom. We wouldn't want various things ending up in random places, would we?
This bipolar thing is so awful since it's awesome.
Welmoce is actually a really nice place, right?
That's a great pickup line. I need to start using it so I can keep being forever alone.
Imagine how many times this has happened in the past that it required a special notice.