We need faster horses, so I guess gas should do the trick?

I wonder what is she looking at.

How often has this been inserted in mouths and rectums that they needed to specify this sign?

And this is why I hate winters and my bus drivers!

Let's see: we have a gas station, high pressure water all around and a plug right in the middle. Might want to step back to safety, take out your phone and start filming.

You do realize that they had to do this since people had actually misused the pump in this way.

Good luck catching the right train and going home tonight!

It appears that time here passes slowly. We get an additional 40 seconds for each minute!

Why not take the whole gas station home with you?

I guess somebody actually filed a complaint that he/she couldn't see any train departures on the science hanging thingy. So they needed to stick that notice there.