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I need my taco and I don't care about your little people. Hire taller staff!

This is why that little chain should always be as short as possible.

Now we know Steve's secret product line.

Reading my tshirt is all the social interaction you need.

You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.

Even snowmen comein different shapes and sizes.

Maybe when your 50 and your belly is 10 inches lower than it used to be you won't find your tattoo this funny anymore.

Your finger decided that it was just too much to handle and shot himself

An original scarf. Just don't leave it in the bathroom or someone might use it instead of the real thing.