If you think you are having a bad day, imagine being this doctor and having a 300% mortality rate.

If you can't read this sign then please go ahead and use the tracks. They're for trains and blind people.

Eating frosted flakes every day will make you look just like this tiger.

Owner obviously hasn't been to school or this jeep is really awesome.

Oh no! My girlfriend has been with this guy?

It may be wet, but it may be dry as well. The possibilities are there.

Poor wong. He is sometimes on many Levels.

That's right, you get turned in if you keep raising those prices.

By all means, roll the cameras and take out the spiders.

Being the president means that you can't even take a dump without someone marking it on the wall.