This is how 2face actually got his scars from. Remember kids, always use a shaving cream.

We simply cannot allow any dinosaurs in at this moment. We have a strict policy about dinosaurs since we watched Jurassic Park.

Enjoy this year's spring break.

Congratulations to Neil Armstrong, the first man who set foot on another man. And to our internal editors who cannot proof read anything.

Apple has just released their new running shoes model in China.

Wait a minute, you wanted your right and your left or mine? This gets confusing.

Grandma is going to learn a hard lesson today.

Come and get your free beer right now. There's only one little problem we have to deal with first. The little house on the left.

I don't like prices rising like Jesus during Easter.

Why would any guy use a bra for?