I keep telling this joke but nobody seems to get it.

You need both hands for this operation and we have just the mug you want.

You pay a couple of bucks for a room, this is what you get. Just don't get up in the morning too fast.

Imagine that the sign was placed there because someone had tried it before.

Ever seen a picture of Dubai just a couple of years ago? It's like skyscrapers appear from nowhere in the desert.

Just keep playing with that stick to keep Captain America happy.

He probably even got home before noticing he has a trail back to the pub.

Probably the guy parks his truck inside too.

The coat hangers come in various colors such as black, black and more black.

Just don't burst out laughing when you go see the upcoming Wolverine movie.