Have you noticed that none of the classic games have a tutorial or a ton of achievements?

Have a few extra empty beer cans laying around? Then build yourself a windchime. Just like a regular redneck.

The new ceramic figure representing Sarah Jessica Parker has arrived at Target.

Good thing some people are too dumb. Otherwise who would feed the bicycle thieves?

Because some type so fast that they require cooling for their hands.

Why should Photoshop be legal for models and steroids illegal for athletes? They are practically the same thing.

I'm just using you as a support on in this crowd. There's nothing between us, ok?

One sure way to get fat fast is to get a king size Nutella jar. And grab a whole bread while you are at it.

Try religion like the rest of us. No scientific or logic will force us away from our savior.

In case you run out of toilet paper make sure you keep a copy of Twilight nearby.