We made an ice cream in the shape of a bear. See? It looks gorgeous.

This isn't really a day so we are going to close our shop. We are sure you all understand our decision.

We really need to check your chick out. Didn't you read the sign?

And we wonder how come kids end up turning into dochebags when they grow up.

Stop wasting it. I really need my blue tape.

What I really want for Valentine's is some time together with you. Or just sex.

God was my copilot until he made me run into that wall.

And now you know where all the shocking headlines come from.

I don't want you so up yours! I won't blink all day.

I like to be pissed on after I'm pissed off. That makes sense, right?