A great idea until ants and spiders start messing around in your own plate.

Don't touch that beer, son!

According to the enlightened minds that placed this sign, circumcision is the answer to everything.

With a little imagination and some wires you can make your own tiny Christmas tree.

Who said parents can't have fun while feeding the baby?

The beer is too important to be spilled.

This time you got busted big time for watching naughty pics at work.

Although it looks just like one, this is not a door. Trust this sign.

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Want to brake a leg? Why not try a trampoline?