It's just a little over the speed limit. No big deal.

We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.

Those damn translations! Just put something interesting there.

What happens at grandma's stays at grandma's.

This is a fire alarm. Not a camera. But just do not cover it.

When all else fails, hand jobs are better than nothing

Kind of a sad, yet interesting announcement to put on the wall.

Oh really, are you sure?

And now the whole world will know you cheated on me.

We have some major clitz inside.