Guess which is which
Do you feel like a screw or a nut?
I'll be watching you
Whatever you do, I'll be watching you.
Work hazards
Larry, are you sure we'll be safe doing this now?
Autographed Bible
Get your limited edition Bible with God's signature!
Hello Titty
Hello, kitty. What big eyes you have today.
Unusual body proportions
Do you have any unusual body parts?
Keep Claer
Try to keep this lane claer. And also remember to stay in school!
Facebook is like jail
The really awesome similarities between the social network and jail.
Universal remote control
At last, the power of my whole home in the palm of my hand.
Wait till daddy pees
What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.