What do you mean I can't own a lion? Oh well, better find a way around this.

I love my penis and I'm not afraid to show it.

Dress up as Batman, wear rainbow socks and roll around.

Is it just the foot or the entire guy?

No dogs allowed, might as well lay here on the grass.

A great condom punchline.

Here's what you can do with your old pair of underwear.

The new mobile ATM goes wherever you go so you'll always be close to your money.

Make sure not to read this sign, it is private.

One of the most despised action figures for sure.