This pic is so bad. Hopefully his own selfie looks way better.

Remember kids, you need a healthy and balanced diet for you to grow big and strong. Starting with pizza. Continuing with pizza. Finishing with pizza.

Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

For the regular gym bro, here is a carb snack just for you!

We know you can't fly during this pandemic but we also know how much you love your airplane food. So we simply brought this to your local market. Enjoy!

Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?

My boyfriend asked me to take him out for an expensive meal. So I did.

That's what happens when hiring cheeky employees to update your drive-in sign.

Do you really think you need a six pack? Would you really trade that for our kebabs? Be honest!