I used to like my life before the actual food I'm eating had text written all over it.

Our food will definitely make you come for more. Any resemblance to other legal entities is purely coincidental.

Good thing we came to this establishment, otherwise all of us might have gotten pregnant.

Or you could get some steak, some fries and some mayo in that salad of yours. That would surely improve things.

You come, you eat, you go home.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

That one guy had the worst chicken"kabob" experience and made sure that Yelp knew about it. Why don't you try to see how bad it really is?

I asked for an extra slice on my burger. Did not expect to be taken literally.

Sent my wife to make me a ham and cheese sandwich. I cannot even get mad seeing this.

This car gets way more usage than initially intended. No funerals? No problem, someone surely has a giant hot dog to move around.