With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.

Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.

It's written in both English and crow language. If they still don't get the message then we will shoot and barbecue them.

Do you want a demanding child when you get home? Then please don't let them wander around these premises or we will make sure you will have an interesting Christmas. Thank you!

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.

Let's break some rules today and start diving immediately.

Here are some simple rules for our pool. If you dive head first be prepared fore some spinal injuries. If not, we will make sure you will sustain other injuries before kicking you out. Oh, and in case you actually die, we have just the perfect story for your mom. Enjoy the water!

Yeah, who in their right minds would ever take a stroller on this sidewalk? Good thing the traffic sign has a place to be.

At least they have clear signs. I can't find my way in other cities when I need a fix.

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.