You want to walk across the street? Then you need to push some butt first!

If you really need to know why I'm taking a full 10 minute break then this is it. Now if you don't see me getting back just grab a toilet paper and come help me out.

Make sure that you aren't wearing any mask while swimming. We promise covid will leave you alone while you make your laps.

The door opening is a great feature and you've certainly heard this expression countless of times. Why not have options? Why not have doors opening in your way?

That's a great piece of information that I did not need. I knew cats were assholes anyway.

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.

I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.

I need a sign, otherwise I will certainly scream. Good thing she can't read. Yet.

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

Why does everyone pick on Walmart? It's one of the biggest chains in the US.