That's a place I will surely not be visiting.
That's what happens when hiring cheeky employees to update your drive-in sign.
We want this cat both dead and alive. Surely Schrodinger can help us out on this one.
Sure, we'll make sure to report any suspicious graffiti activity that goes on in the area.
We simply cannot risk creating a sweeter dog so it's important to keep chocolate as far as possible.
I want to thank my brain for making me feel tired all day long, but keeping me awake when I go to bed.
How can I get any success in life if I get denied all the time? This isn't fair!
"Climbing on rocks strictly prohibited". But if I cannot read then it doesn't apply to me.
Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.
I must admit that it never crossed my mind that it would be more efficient if I aim correctly. What can I say? You learn something new every day.