Why should steering wheels be used while driving when they make such excellent coffee tables?

The new steering wheel for your smartphone: comes with adapter for any type of phone out there.

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

Now why would anyone lock the wheel? I don't think the owner was planning on going anywhere anyway.

If I want to sit on the left while I'm driving then I'll sit on the left no matter what.

The wheel doesn't fit? No problem, just use a metal bar to attach it.

"And this is called the steering wheel. Remember to turn left at the next intersection. And take your paw off the horn!"