Wash clothes when they get dirty. Who would of thought of that?

Like my ride? Of course you do, I only roll like this.

Every year I have to wear this stupid rat costume.

You look fine to me, there is no need to look in the mirror this time.

Oh, you got me another pair of underwear for Christmas. Again!

To cut down costs, they stopped shipping soda in a can, its just plastic bags from now on.

Apparently when you get an interstate ramp filled with canisters containing bull semen, you got a national crysis.

What awesome career in the pudding business. Where do I sign up?

This is an almost exact representation of how different operating systems relate to one another.

Watch out for dumb Facebook questions. They're everywhere.