Who would have thought that lying on the road would prove to be deadly?

The bishop agrees that abuse is really awesome. What? I'm misinterpreting the headline?

And also never judge a movie by its book.

Jesus is a savior. Why not save the game yourself and become one too?

She has been missing lately. Remember when she got lost? For that long she's been missing.

And that is why I'm not going to those kind of parties anymore.

That bastard did not take me to see Twilight. It's his fault I got drunk and crashed the car.

Which one should I have for dinner today? They all seem so tasty.

I've seen them do it so why doesn't it work for me?

Do you expect to get a new iPad this Christmas? Surprise!