Q: How do you spot a future former bike owner?
A: By his overwhelming skill of locking his bike to a railing.
So what if I'm disabled? That doesn't mean I can't ride a bike.
If you know what's good for you, you won't get on this bike. Period.
Yeah, you do, you do get laid. I'll just take my gallon and cry in my room.
You seem to have noticed that your mom fell off my bike.
If you're trying to steal my bike be prepared to get this lock out of the way.
Nobody will be able to steal my bike now. This contraption is totally secure.
Just taking my sheep out for a ride, that's all.
I'm just moving out and need this ladder. How else am I going to take it there?
One of the reasons I hated when dad took me out on a bike ride.