When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

And here we can see the modern couple in one of their daily activities, supporting each other through their hardships.

Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.

Although we had some difficult moments together, I believe we overcame each of them when you finally admitted guilt and taken full responsibility.

Oh, what an unexpected surprise. You don't say!

I am ready to be a dad. Hold on, I'll fix that for you.

And after 15 years she still takes all my shit without any complaints whatsoever.

Marriage, marriage, marriage. Frank Sinatra, tell them again about love and marriage, heh! Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right, just, genious!

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

I will always have you in my dreams. Except when there is someone else sleeping with me.