I don't really know why some people store vegetables and other useless food items in the fridge. It is clearly designed to store beer and here's the proof.

When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

We better not take any chances with this one. I'm taking out my gun and we are eliminating the threat now.

Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!

If you thought you could handle any drink, why not try out a vodka watered down with tequila? Guaranteed to get you a hellish hangover.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.

I'm guessing this guy wanted the whole neighborhood to see him taking a crap in his own toilet.

After a hard day at work all I can think about doing is cleaning up the whole living room after my kids. Oh, the joy!

Another genuine representation for bathroom sexes.

Why not strap the laser pointer to my cat's own head and watch hell break loose.