If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.
Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.
Ever had a hard time deciding whether you need to order a pizza or a burger? We have you covered!
You made this, human? Do we look like a joke to you?
Our seafood is so happy to kill itself for your enjoyment!
You know my meals are very tasty. The reason is wine. I drink lots of it.
If you see her here you will know what to do.
Those guys surely have WiFi over there.
Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.
Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.